Could you imagine how nervous you would be just handling the thing.
Since my narcolepsy can cause loss of muscle control when I am nervous I wouldn't even attenpt to lift it
The most expensive thing I have ever broken, and this was before I had narcolepsy, was a $200,000 piece of electronics equipment I was installing.
I was ten feet up a ladder with another bloke when I let go of it thinking he had hold of it.
We both watched it slowly topple and crash to the ground with a rather loud "ka thump".
I had to fill in a lot of paper work to explain that one.

Black Holes happen when God divides by zero.