I caught bus lastt week to Merry Hill, 4pm stopped in brierley hill high street, standing room only, a couple get on mid 30's black leather jackets her cigarette in hand him scarred and bruised face, both steaming drunk, either side of bus are luggage platforms as bus moved off they both fell in one on right side of bus one on left , she proceeded to tell everyone that she f*****g loved him and he was a f*****g star the b*****d was the best b******d in the whole f*****g world, his trouser leg had rolled up revealing an artificial leg held together with gas tape, it stuck so far out into the bus that anyone getting on or off had to shimmy round it he was totally oblivious. a ride on the bus in the black country is never without incident, entertainment while you travel, remindme to tell you about fun on the Gornal bus one day.
Alice
