The critters are happily munching on whats left of my lawn.
I had to use the windscreen wipers on the car several times this morning to scrape away the green gunk left behind when you drive through them at 100KMH.
They say this is the worst plague in 75 years.
I remember one from 30 years ago where I crashed my bicycle after all the squished ones made the road slippery.
Mmmm......Locusts, floods this afternoon, severe fire weather next week....
Apocalypse time
Oh my goodness!