Caller: Good afternoon sir - so and so calling from Consumer Survey, can I have a few minutes of your time?
Hubby: Sorry, i'm decorating at the moment
Caller: It's just to answer some questions
Hubby:..with a paintbrush in my hand?
Caller: Can you put the paintbrush down?
Hubby: I'll put the paintbrush down your ####### throat in a minute!!
hubby then terminated the call
