An Aussie king!!

[MarkCDodd]

Quite a few historians say this bloke is the rightfull heir to the British Crown. Easily resolved with a DNA test!

No matter what scandals previous royals have been involved in, nothing would be more embarrassing than having a Pie fan (Collingwood Football Team..the Magpies) as King.

Bogans all of them! (Aussie Rednecks).

I never trust anybody with a hyphenated name.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/victorian-simon-abney-hastings-has-fair-dinkum-claim-to-english-throne/story-e6frf7kx-1226423828014

[SRD]

I can only read the first two lines of the story but given the patchwork of families that have made up the British royalty over the years I'm surprised that theren't aren't more claimants.

[Lulu]

Here's the full story, if you're interested SRD CLICK HERE

[mikleed]

What a load of Crap !!!!!!!!!!!

[Antie Em]

I can honestly say I wouldn't own up to it if it were me

[Rob]

What a load of Crap !!!!!!!!!!!

Elegantly put Micheal !!!

[Lulu]

What a load of Crap !!!!!!!!!!!

Would you like to expand upon that Mike? Don't leave us all guessing, as to your thoughts upon the theory and why you don't believe it to be true.

[MarkCDodd]

First thing he would do as King is change the Royal Colours to Black and White.

Four N' Twenty Pies and sauce would replace Fish and Chips as the national food.

Tracky Dacks and Ugg Boots or Moccas would become a fashion statement as the Royals would wear nothing else until summer when the blue vests, boardies and thongs come out.

"Good Old Collingwood Forever" would replace "God Save The Queen" at any event he tended.

There would be a team of people on the BBC and other channels to convert Strine into something resembling english. They would need twice the interpreters if he ever visited The Black Country.

Rolf Harris would be hunted down and decapitated at The Tower using a sharpened wobble board.

The fleet of Rolls and Jaguar would be replaced with Sandman "Shaggin Wagons" and SLR5000 Toranas.

Any soccer player caught taking a dive or screaming in pain at the slightest contact will be sent to an Aussie Rules training camp for a month.

Repeat offenders will be given a choice of a quick execution or be sent to an Aussie Rugby League training camp. (They might not survive the operation to remove their neck and brain anyway. Can't play Ruby League with those in place!).

All Fosters Lager will be siezed and used as landfill. The only Aussie beer allowed to be sold will be VB. (Victorian Bitter).

The serving of warm beer will be punishable by death.

Bruce and Shiella will become the most common baby names in the UK.

The Welsh will be granted their independance as long as they give us some of their Rugby Union players and execute Tom Jones.

All convicts sent to Australia will be given a Royal Pardon.

[Antie Em]

Great Mark

Particularly Like

"Rolf Harris would be hunted down and decapitated at The Tower using a sharpened wobble board"

and

"The Welsh will be granted their independance as long as they give us some of their Rugby Union players and execute Tom Jones"

[Lulu]

I like Tom Jones!!!!

[Northern Lass]

I like Tom Jones!!!!

He's a sex bomb!!

[linell]

He's vile. Too old to be any good

Linell.

[Antie Em]

He's vile. Too old to be any good

Linell.

Yes Linell - his plastic face is particularly unbecoming. Nice voice, but I was never a fan

[Antie Em]

I like Tom Jones!!!!

He's a sex bomb!!

Oh - the thought .......

[snoopysue]

He's vile. Too old to be any good

Linell.

Thourght he did a good job at the coronation job, couldn't imagine my Dad being able to run around a stage as spritley as Tom did! (Apart from anything else, my Dad sounds like a strangled cat when he sings - something he passed on to his kids)!