The best day of the year!

[dianel]

In Oz Daylight Saving has started and the football (Australian Rules) is over for the year! Heaven!

[MarkCDodd]

Yesterday was the best day. Collingwood losing a Grand Final is a special event enjoyed by 99.9% of the population

Next weekend is almost the best weekend of the year as Bathurst 1000 is on. At least 20 hours of watching the V8 cars go vroom!

The weekend after is an important religious one as I go to my house on Phillip Island for five days and make the daily pilgrimage by bicycle to the Grand Prix track.

There I will watch the Gods race their two wheel chariots around the best circuit in the world at over 200MPH.

I will partake of much amber fluid whilst hardening my arteries on copious amounts of junk food.

If the stars align correctly the Aussie God, Casey Stoner, will win the championship on Sunday.

Much cheering and more partaking of amber fluid will follow amongst the 100,000 fans.

Late into the night I will try and find my bicycle and pedal the few kilometers home without getting run over. Probably walk home and try to find the bicycle the next day though....

[Antie Em]

Sounds like fun

[snoopysue]

Hope you don't fall asleep of that bike Mark

[dianel]

Oh, no, Mark! Now you've depressed me. Another weekend of himself being transfixed in front of the telly. I'm. Going. OUT!!! AND I'm taking the credit card with me

[MarkCDodd]

You can't go out!

Who is going to fetch his beers from the fridge?

[peterd]

here mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TJN_2ku ... re=related

[MarkCDodd]

If the dog loved his master he would not fetch him American beer.

Yuck!!!

[Antie Em]

Oh, no, Mark! Now you've depressed me. Another weekend of himself being transfixed in front of the telly. I'm. Going. OUT!!! AND I'm taking the credit card with me

Like the sound of that Di

[SRD]

Grate, doesn't it? The wimmin go around posting yucky pictures of babies and pets and never a word of complaint do we make, but one little post by one of us blokes about sport and all hell's let loose and the monstrous regiment are on the march.

[MarkCDodd]

Yep. She will go shopping and buy some outfit then come home and put it on and then stand in front of the telly and ask if her bum looks big in it.

She will interpret the hubbies Alpha Male grunt anyway she wishes, depending on her mood.

If the hubby is unlucky he will end up watching the end of the race or football match on one of those little tellies in the hospital.

Even months later, if you ask them to come over and watch some sport with you they will curl into a ball and start asking for their mummy.

I have seen it countless times.

[snoopysue]

Yep. She will go shopping and buy some outfit then come home and put it on and then stand in front of the telly and ask if her bum looks big in it.

She will interpret the hubbies Alpha Male grunt anyway she wishes, depending on her mood.

If the hubby is unlucky he will end up watching the end of the race or football match on one of those little tellies in the hospital.

Even months later, if you ask them to come over and watch some sport with you they will curl into a ball and start asking for their mummy.

I have seen it countless times.

Yeh! But you love her really

[peterd]

yeh mark but you missed the bit when you asked how much and you get the answer it was a bargain in the sales they think were that daft

[snoopysue]

yeh mark but you missed the bit when you asked how much and you get the answer it was a bargain in the sales they think were that daft

You forget to say what you'd reply to that!!

[peterd]

yeh mark but you missed the bit when you asked how much and you get the answer it was a bargain in the sales they think were that daft

You forget to say what you'd reply to that!!

nowt cause it not worth the grief