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Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:00 pm
by Rob
I am so glad turkey necks are only a woman's thing!!
I think it has to do with the fact that women have no Adam's Apple!!
This causes a layer of fat to congregate around the neck area however good news girls there is a remedy for what the Italians call "Turchia Neck "
Plastic surgery!! A small incision behind both ears and Bob's your uncle Fanny's your aunt!!

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:49 pm
by Jimmy
Rob wrote:I am so glad turkey necks are only a woman's thing!!
I think it has to do with the fact that women have no Adam's Apple!!
This causes a layer of fat to congregate around the neck area however good news girls there is a remedy for what the Italians call "Turchia Neck "
Plastic surgery!! A small incision behind both ears and Bob's your uncle Fanny's your aunt!!


Is that because they talk to much. :wink: :wink:

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:58 pm
by Northern Lass
Shut up or I will step on yer big toe!
:lol:

I dunno Wolvie has a bit of a turkey neck going on
it is almost hypnotic when he is driving
bit like a hoola hoola swaying pendulum thing

:o

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:34 pm
by dudleylad
I am 26 and following a couple of old footballing and cricket injuries I have old arthur in my right ankle

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:42 pm
by BC Wench
According to Stephen Fry on QI Rob, women do have an adam's apple, it's not so pronounced in some women. NL, if you put a finger either side of the bottom of your earlobe and push up - bingo - no turtle neck. Think I'm going to take the cheap option, grow my hair over my ears and put some sticky tape on my ears to pull up the excess fat :lol:

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:21 pm
by linell
I spend all my time and money, at the Hairdressers, Beautician's, Opticians, Chiropodist, and Dentist, expensive game getting old. Never mind, have some wonderful memories. 8)

Linell.

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:08 pm
by Northern Lass
BC Wench wrote:According to Stephen Fry on QI Rob, women do have an adam's apple, it's not so pronounced in some women. NL, if you put a finger either side of the bottom of your earlobe and push up - bingo - no turtle neck. Think I'm going to take the cheap option, grow my hair over my ears and put some sticky tape on my ears to pull up the excess fat :lol:


Look you you haven't got an ounce of fat on you!
and legs to die for so stop milkin it!

:roll:

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:30 pm
by Annie
Northern Lass wrote:
BC Wench wrote:According to Stephen Fry on QI Rob, women do have an adam's apple, it's not so pronounced in some women. NL, if you put a finger either side of the bottom of your earlobe and push up - bingo - no turtle neck. Think I'm going to take the cheap option, grow my hair over my ears and put some sticky tape on my ears to pull up the excess fat :lol:


Look you you haven't got an ounce of fat on you!
and legs to die for so stop milkin it!

:roll:


I have lots of fat to spare if you would like some . :roll: :lol:

Annie

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:14 pm
by mallosa
Northern Lass wrote:
BC Wench wrote:According to Stephen Fry on QI Rob, women do have an adam's apple, it's not so pronounced in some women. NL, if you put a finger either side of the bottom of your earlobe and push up - bingo - no turtle neck. Think I'm going to take the cheap option, grow my hair over my ears and put some sticky tape on my ears to pull up the excess fat :lol:


Look you you haven't got an ounce of fat on you!
and legs to die for so stop milkin it!

:roll:


I agree with NL, what excess fat???? :shock:

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:03 pm
by Rob
Hmm legs to die for???

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:18 pm
by Northern Lass
Rob wrote:Hmm legs to die for???


Yeah thought that would get your interest
she has too!

now wot about this dying of hair
who will admit to that
:oops:

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:22 pm
by Rob
Girls are always dying their hair and why not!! Nothing to get embarrassed about Northern Lassie! I hate seeing women with grey hair.

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:40 pm
by Northern Lass
Rob wrote:Girls are always dying their hair and why not!! Nothing to get embarrassed about Northern Lassie! I hate seeing women with grey hair.

and blokes too Robbie
they dye their hair

do you dye yours?

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:47 pm
by Rob
:o :shock: I'm a natural brunette.
Men dying their hair!!! :shock:
Whatever next?

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:50 pm
by Northern Lass
Rob wrote::o :shock: I'm a natural brunette.
Men dying their hair!!! :shock:
Whatever next?


The tight wads do it at home!
and leave a rite mess in the bathroom
:roll: