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Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:00 pm
by Rob
I am so glad turkey necks are only a woman's thing!!
I think it has to do with the fact that women have no Adam's Apple!!
This causes a layer of fat to congregate around the neck area however good news girls there is a remedy for what the Italians call "Turchia Neck "
Plastic surgery!! A small incision behind both ears and Bob's your uncle Fanny's your aunt!!
Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:49 pm
by Jimmy
Rob wrote:I am so glad turkey necks are only a woman's thing!!
I think it has to do with the fact that women have no Adam's Apple!!
This causes a layer of fat to congregate around the neck area however good news girls there is a remedy for what the Italians call "Turchia Neck "
Plastic surgery!! A small incision behind both ears and Bob's your uncle Fanny's your aunt!!
Is that because they talk to much.

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:58 pm
by Northern Lass
Shut up or I will step on yer big toe!
I dunno Wolvie has a bit of a turkey neck going on
it is almost hypnotic when he is driving
bit like a hoola hoola swaying pendulum thing

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:34 pm
by dudleylad
I am 26 and following a couple of old footballing and cricket injuries I have old arthur in my right ankle
Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:42 pm
by BC Wench
According to Stephen Fry on QI Rob, women do have an adam's apple, it's not so pronounced in some women. NL, if you put a finger either side of the bottom of your earlobe and push up - bingo - no turtle neck. Think I'm going to take the cheap option, grow my hair over my ears and put some sticky tape on my ears to pull up the excess fat

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:21 pm
by linell
I spend all my time and money, at the Hairdressers, Beautician's, Opticians, Chiropodist, and Dentist, expensive game getting old. Never mind, have some wonderful memories.
Linell.
Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:08 pm
by Northern Lass
BC Wench wrote:According to Stephen Fry on QI Rob, women do have an adam's apple, it's not so pronounced in some women. NL, if you put a finger either side of the bottom of your earlobe and push up - bingo - no turtle neck. Think I'm going to take the cheap option, grow my hair over my ears and put some sticky tape on my ears to pull up the excess fat

Look you you haven't got an ounce of fat on you!
and legs to die for so stop milkin it!

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:30 pm
by Annie
Northern Lass wrote:BC Wench wrote:According to Stephen Fry on QI Rob, women do have an adam's apple, it's not so pronounced in some women. NL, if you put a finger either side of the bottom of your earlobe and push up - bingo - no turtle neck. Think I'm going to take the cheap option, grow my hair over my ears and put some sticky tape on my ears to pull up the excess fat

Look you you haven't got an ounce of fat on you!
and legs to die for so stop milkin it!

I have lots of fat to spare if you would like some .
Annie
Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:14 pm
by mallosa
Northern Lass wrote:BC Wench wrote:According to Stephen Fry on QI Rob, women do have an adam's apple, it's not so pronounced in some women. NL, if you put a finger either side of the bottom of your earlobe and push up - bingo - no turtle neck. Think I'm going to take the cheap option, grow my hair over my ears and put some sticky tape on my ears to pull up the excess fat

Look you you haven't got an ounce of fat on you!
and legs to die for so stop milkin it!

I agree with NL, what excess fat????

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:03 pm
by Rob
Hmm legs to die for???
Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:18 pm
by Northern Lass
Rob wrote:Hmm legs to die for???
Yeah thought that would get your interest
she has too!
now wot about this dying of hair
who will admit to that

Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:22 pm
by Rob
Girls are always dying their hair and why not!! Nothing to get embarrassed about Northern Lassie! I hate seeing women with grey hair.
Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:40 pm
by Northern Lass
Rob wrote:Girls are always dying their hair and why not!! Nothing to get embarrassed about Northern Lassie! I hate seeing women with grey hair.
and blokes too Robbie
they dye their hair
do you dye yours?
Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:47 pm
by Rob

I'm a natural brunette.
Men dying their hair!!!
Whatever next?
Re: Getting old is really the short straw!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:50 pm
by Northern Lass
Rob wrote::o

I'm a natural brunette.
Men dying their hair!!!
Whatever next?
The tight wads do it at home!
and leave a rite mess in the bathroom
