Needed some cheering up and somebody sent me these via e-mail. Had a good chuckle....
A man visits his doctor after a serious of tests and the doctor says, "I am afraid it is a highly contagious disease and you will have to be quarantined immediately! Your diet for the next few months will consist of Pizza and Pancakes."
"Pizza and pancakes? Will they help cure the disease?"
"No, but they are the only things that will fit under the door."
An elderly woman is doing some gardening when she hears a child crying and sniffling over her neighbour's fence.
She looks over and sees Betty, the little girl from next door, placing a little cross on a small grave.
"What wrong Betty? Did one of your pets die?"
"Yes, my poor goldfish Harry died this afternoon." replied Betty.
The elderly lady is a bit puzzled because the grave was way too big for a small goldfish.
"Isn't that grave a bit big for just a little goldfish?" she asked Betty.
"Oh yes, way too big for little Harry. But he is inside your cat!"
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Two (clean) jokes that made me laugh...
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Re: Two (clean) jokes that made me laugh...
MarkCDodd wrote:Needed some cheering up and somebody sent me these via e-mail. Had a good chuckle....
A man visits his doctor after a serious of tests and the doctor says, "I am afraid it is a highly contagious disease and you will have to be quarantined immediately! Your diet for the next few months will consist of Pizza and Pancakes."
"Pizza and pancakes? Will they help cure the disease?"
"No, but they are the only things that will fit under the door."
An elderly woman is doing some gardening when she hears a child crying and sniffling over her neighbour's fence.
She looks over and sees Betty, the little girl from next door, placing a little cross on a small grave.
"What wrong Betty? Did one of your pets die?"
"Yes, my poor goldfish Harry died this afternoon." replied Betty.
The elderly lady is a bit puzzled because the grave was way too big for a small goldfish.
"Isn't that grave a bit big for just a little goldfish?" she asked Betty.
"Oh yes, way too big for little Harry. But he is inside your cat!"
Very Good Mark - made me chuckle
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Re: Two (clean) jokes that made me laugh...
And me!
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Re: Two (clean) jokes that made me laugh...
My kind of jokes Mark just had a good laugh.
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Re: Two (clean) jokes that made me laugh...
With a mate like this who needs enemies..
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