Good old fashioned English humour....

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Good old fashioned English humour....

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:lol: :lol:
I'll try playing that for my Danish husband - he'll probably get the modern one, not so sure about fork handles though!!!!
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SS........Forkhandles is a Classic ??
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mikleed wrote:SS........Forkhandles is a Classic ??


Yes, but he's danish!

(And not that good at english) :wink:
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Loved all those and the forkhandles were brilliant. :lol:

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wot about the dead parrot one!

or the I used to live in a cardboard box one
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Northern Lass wrote:wot about the dead parrot one!

or the I used to live in a cardboard box one


Your lucky - we lived in a cardboard box in the middle of the road and had to get up before we went to bed .....
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Antie Em wrote:
Northern Lass wrote:wot about the dead parrot one!

or the I used to live in a cardboard box one


Your lucky - we lived in a cardboard box in the middle of the road and had to get up before we went to bed .....


Cardboard box! that were sheer luxury
we lived in a hole in the road
and were grateful for it!
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Northern Lass wrote:
Antie Em wrote:
Northern Lass wrote:wot about the dead parrot one!

or the I used to live in a cardboard box one


Your lucky - we lived in a cardboard box in the middle of the road and had to get up before we went to bed .....


Cardboard box! that were sheer luxury
we lived in a hole in the road
and were grateful for it!


Just loved Python - they don't make them like that anymore. I remember my dad nearly falling over laughing when they were on the telly and mom never understood any of it. I bought the series on DVD and my grandkids love it, they also love Fawlty Towers (Jonathan's favourite saying at the moment is Manuel's "what is a wit nit") and the Vicar of Dibley.
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"I come from Barthalona "
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mikleed wrote:"I come from Barthalona "


Hallo! how are yooooooooooooo I speak englishhh I learn it from a boooooooook
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Northern Lass wrote:
mikleed wrote:"I come from Barthalona "


Hallo! how are yooooooooooooo I speak englishhh I learn it from a boooooooook


or goooooooogle! :lol:
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eeees a rat misser faulty - eeeeeees a rat !!!!
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Or the French policeman in Allo Allo "I was wee by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty"

Classic !!!!!
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