People Signature, what the funnest you seen
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People Signature, what the funnest you seen
keep it clean
just had to laugh at this
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and grandma types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, 'YOU'RE NEXT'.
They stopped that s*@ after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
or this one
whats the difference between a KANGAROO & KANGAROOT? ones a marsupial, the other is a geordie stuck in a lift
just had to laugh at this
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and grandma types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, 'YOU'RE NEXT'.
They stopped that s*@ after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
or this one
whats the difference between a KANGAROO & KANGAROOT? ones a marsupial, the other is a geordie stuck in a lift
A person should have an opinion on everything, It becomes tact whether you reveal that opinion or not.
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Re: People Signature, what the funnest you seen
peterd wrote:keep it clean
just had to laugh at this
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and grandma types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, 'YOU'RE NEXT'.
They stopped that s*@ after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
or this one
whats the difference between a KANGAROO & KANGAROOT? ones a marsupial, the other is a geordie stuck in a lift
Like that one Peterd


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Re: People Signature, what the funnest you seen
Kangaroo Kangaroot??
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Re: People Signature, what the funnest you seen
Rob wrote:Kangaroo Kangaroot??
I don't get it and I am a geordie!

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Re: People Signature, what the funnest you seen
Pete probably means Kangaroo and Wallaby!! 

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Re: People Signature, what the funnest you seen
Wait it's suddenly come to me!!!
Kangaroot!! Can't get out !! It's Geordie for can't get out!!
Nice one Pete!!
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Kangaroot!! Can't get out !! It's Geordie for can't get out!!
Nice one Pete!!

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Re: People Signature, what the funnest you seen
I thought it sounded Glaswegian actually...
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Re: People Signature, what the funnest you seen
It's the way the tells 'em!!!!!!!!!
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Re: People Signature, what the funnest you seen
This soon degenerated....
I personally think that person who uses the divide by zero and black hole analogy is a genius.
I personally think that person who uses the divide by zero and black hole analogy is a genius.
Black Holes happen when God divides by zero.
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Re: People Signature, what the funnest you seen
MarkCDodd wrote:This soon degenerated....
I personally think that person who uses the divide by zero and black hole analogy is a genius.
errrm one that one about self praise ?

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