A quiz

[Rob]

A Quiz for people who know everything!!!!!! Like me!!!

These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with
straight answers.

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants
know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

>3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What
are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside
the bottle. The pear is Whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way.
How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they
are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at
least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the
letter 'S.'


Googling strictly verboden!!
No prizes but hey we do it for love!!

[MarkCDodd]

1. Divorce. Only after the lawyers have finished do you know the winner.

2. The U.S.A economy.

3. Probably sprouts and cabbages. It is part of their evil plan to rule the world.

4. Julian Clary?

5. Is there something other than Guinness at the bottle shop?

6. Anything that would normally starting with "dr" when spoken by Elma Fudd. "Dwat!" "Dweadfull!" "Dwunk"

7. A dot . A dot above a squiggle ; One dot on top of another : A low squiggle , A high squiggle ' Two high squiggles " An upside down fish hook ?

8. Chocolate.

9. Scabs. Scaly skin. Septic sores. Skunks (they make cute little slippers). Squished slow things.

[Rob]

Well done MarkCDodd!!Every one a winner!!
Luckily those hail stones didn't affect your mind!!

[Northern Lass]

1. Divorce. Only after the lawyers have finished do you know the winner.

2. The U.S.A economy.

3. Probably sprouts and cabbages. It is part of their evil plan to rule the world.

4. Julian Clary?

5. Is there something other than Guinness at the bottle shop?

6. Anything that would normally starting with "dr" when spoken by Elma Fudd. "Dwat!" "Dweadfull!" "Dwunk"

7. A dot . A dot above a squiggle ; One dot on top of another : A low squiggle , A high squiggle ' Two high squiggles " An upside down fish hook ?

8. Chocolate.

9. Scabs. Scaly skin. Septic sores. Skunks (they make cute little slippers). Squished slow things.

Really really funny
laffin me head off here

[Jimmy]

1. Divorce. Only after the lawyers have finished do you know the winner.

2. The U.S.A economy.

3. Probably sprouts and cabbages. It is part of their evil plan to rule the world.

4. Julian Clary?

5. Is there something other than Guinness at the bottle shop?

6. Anything that would normally starting with "dr" when spoken by Elma Fudd. "Dwat!" "Dweadfull!" "Dwunk"

7. A dot . A dot above a squiggle ; One dot on top of another : A low squiggle , A high squiggle ' Two high squiggles " An upside down fish hook ?

8. Chocolate.


9. Scabs. Scaly skin. Septic sores. Skunks (they make cute little slippers). Squished slow things.

I thought this one was Jonathon Ross.

[Rob]

That's it Jimmy The Cat!! Poke fun at an honest attempt to make The Snug a cosier place!!
You're nearly as bad as our Aussie mate !!

[BC Wench]

3. RHUBARB don't know the other vegetable.

4. STRAWBERRY.

5. Pears are grown in the bottles while still on the trees then filled with brandy.

6. DWARF, DWELL, DWINDLE.

7. FULL STOP, COMMA, COLON, SEMI COLON, PUNCTUATION MARKS, BRACKETS, EXCLAMATION MARK.

8. BANANA, GRAPE.

9. SHOES, SANDALS, SOCKS, STOCKINGS, SLIPPERS, STIRRUPS.

No idea of questions 1) and 2)

[mallosa]

1) Boxing
2) Niagara Falls
3) Asparagus and rhubarb
4) Strawberry
5) It grew inside the bottle
6) Dwarf, dwell and dwindle
7) Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses
Lettuce
9) Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts

[Rob]

Well done Mallosa all correct.
I'm glad, albeit too late,that some people do take it seriously.

[MarkCDodd]

People enjoyed your quiz, wether or not they put in serious answers or mucked about like moi'.

[Jimmy]

:( That's it Jimmy The Cat!! Poke fun at an honest attempt to make The Snug a cosier place!!
You're nearly as bad as our Aussie mate !!

I love our Aussie mates.

[mallosa]

Well done Mallosa all correct.
I'm glad, albeit too late,that some people do take it seriously.

...er..well..actually........I cheated

[Northern Lass]

People enjoyed your quiz, wether or not they put in serious answers or mucked about like moi'.

Well we would have enjoyed it Mark if it hadn't been the second time the senile old wotsit
had put it on!

He forgets what he has for brekkie!

I liked yours Mark
refreshing
young
challenging!
and got rite up Rob's nose
cos there is a new kid on the block

(how rich are you cos you never said)

[Annie]

Well done Mallosa all correct.
I'm glad, albeit too late,that some people do take it seriously.

...er..well..actually........I cheated

Oh Mallosa I did not think you did things like that , I could have cheated and been joint first with you because I have seen this quizz before .

Annie

[Northern Lass]

Well done Mallosa all correct.
I'm glad, albeit too late,that some people do take it seriously.

...er..well..actually........I cheated

Come on tell them all he has asked these before!!