World to end on the 27th of May!

[MarkCDodd]

According to the latest doomsday nutter we are about to experience armageddon.

I sent the following e-mail to his organisation last week but I am yet to receive a reply.

I suppose it is hard to type when prostrating yourself in front of a cross asking for forgiveness for whatever sins you may have commited. Aparently being Catholic a big no-no

"At what time, Eastern Australian, is J.C. appearing?

I have a dinner engagement and need to know if I have to rush home to watch his first interview on CNN.

The F1 Car Grandprix is also on that night and I am wondering if I will have a chance to watch it before Armageddon turns the lights out.

I have been trying to figure out if I am one of the lucky pre 1994 baptised.

You would think Jehovah could at least provide Golden Tickets like Willy Wonka!

It will be very embarrasing if I am hiding under the table needlessly when the trumpets sound.

What direction will the first bomb flashes come from?

I would like to lower the appropriate shutters and prevent my curtains from fading!

Oh, can I please borrow $10,000,000 dollars.

I promise to pay you back on the 28th....

P.S. If i am not one the 63,000 lucky soles to survive, what should I be wearing when the bombs start dropping?

If Heaven doesn't have a particular dress code I think brown cordoroy trousers would probably save me some embarrasment.

I might wear some incontinence pads just in case..."

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[Lulu]

Surely if you aren't saved, you won't be going to heaven?

I'm a bit concerned as to which of my ex-husbands I shall be spending eternity with. If it's the first one, I shan't mind, as we are friends now and there is a lot of catching up to do. The present one I obviously have no problem with but if it's the father of my children (the second one) I shall be less than impressed.