Apart from ascribing some unusual occupations to members of his family, it looks to me as if the head of household invented the birthplaces of his many servants.
1881 Census
RG11
Piece 20
Folio 126
Page 48
GOODMAN, Robert Head Married M 52 1829 International Playboy Lunatic Maidstone Kent
GOODMAN, Cecily Wife Married F 97 1784 No Profession Maidstone Kent
GOODMAN, Robert Son Single M 40 1841 Ponce Maidstone Kent
GOODMAN, James Son Single M 12 1869 Scholar Maidstone Kent
SMITH, Iain Servant Married M 65 1816 Butler Timbucktoo
SMITH, Nelly Servant Married F 65 1816 Wife Dom Serv Nepal India
GREEN, Alfred Servant Single M 40 1841 Chauffur Rangpoor
WILKE, Abraham Servant Single M 25 1856 Footman Afghanistan
GORDON, John Servant Single M 31 1850 Footman Pakistan
KING, David Servant Single M 25 1856 Footman Syria
JOHNSTONE, William Servant Single M 40 1841 Footman Lisbon
SMART, Mary Servant Single F 20 1861 Ladys Maid India
JONES, Lizzie Servant Single F 19 1862 Ladys Maid Colombo
ABRANOS, Jean Servant Single F 17 1864 Ladys Maid Penal Colony Australia
WILSON, Mary Servant Married F 41 1840 Laundry Maid Timbuctoo
KIMMETT, Elizabeth Servant Single F 30 1851 Kitchen Maid Timbuctoo
BENNETT, Mary Servant Single F 25 1856 Kitchen Maid Timbuctoo
DAVIS, Nellie Servant Single F 31 1850 Cook Timbuctoo
PINK, Mary Servant Single F 28 1853 Nurse Timbuctoo
MELLOR OR MELLON, June Servant Single F 18 1863 Governess Persia
SIDNEY, Margaret Servant Single F 23 1858 Under Nurse Russia
GEORGE, Peter Servant Married M 40 1841 Gardener Russia
KING, John Servant Single M 31 1850 Asst Gardener Russia
PALMER, William Servant Single M 15 1866 Page Nepal India
GORDON, John Servant Single M 14 1867 Page Nepal India
A man with a sense of humour!!!!!