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"completed" Teenage son's joke

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How many ears does 'Spock' have?

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Three.....
.........left, right and final front ear!

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Very funny! I thought I knew allthe Star Trek jokes.

Here are a couple I rmember from way back in the 70's.....


Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?
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It goes around Uranus looking for Klingons.
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What did Dr Spock find in the Enterprises' toilet?
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The Captain's log!
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Showing my age - the first one I knew as "How many ears did Davy Crockett have?" Three - A left one, a right one and a wild front ear! :roll:
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