What are you doing for the second coming?

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What are you doing for the second coming?

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According to some fundamentalist Christians, the "Rapture" will happen this weekend.

If you have a goody two shoes Christian friends, and you don't think you will get past the bouncers at The Pearly Gate, why not make your eternal damnation on a Godless Earth more comfortable?

Get them to fill in this form so their worldy goods don't go to waste.

http://happytimenow.tumblr.com/post/5494493847/hey-there-non-believers-enjoy-the-opportunity-to

Make sure they leave their pets in good hands. (Apparently no dogs and cats in Heaven. Which make the place not so appealing to me.)

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

I suppose if the rapture does occur Wolverhampton might be saved from relegation :lol:
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Is that today?
So far so good! :P

If I survive the day, then tomorrow's a good day in Denmark to say thank you to the big boss, as it's the "Great Praying Day" and a bank holiday :wink: I suppose it's an All Saints Day, as it replaced many individual saints days. This evening it's traditional to eat "Hveder" which are a type of bread roll with cardamom in them (my husband baked some yesterday, so I'll have some to take into work).
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MarkCDodd wrote:According to some fundamentalist Christians, the "Rapture" will happen this weekend.


HEY!

Not before my holiday's over!
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It's supposed to be happening tomorrow, the 21st. I wonder how many people will be feeling silly on Sunday? :lol:
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Lulu wrote:It's supposed to be happening tomorrow, the 21st. I wonder how many people will be feeling silly on Sunday? :lol:


Why Sunday.....................I feel silly everday :P
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Still here so either Jesus is late or he is not coming at all.

You would think he would have the courtesy to ring and let us know.
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MarkCDodd wrote:Still here so either Jesus is late or he is not coming at all.

You would think he would have the courtesy to ring and let us know.


Exactly Mark - you might have made plans
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Oh well..another false call.

But they did have a minor earthquake in Los Angeles this morning.

I bet that made a few people think, "Oh hell...maybe my looney Bible Bashing friends/relatives were right!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It's offical, Charlie Stayt told me it didn't end on BBC Breakfast, this morning.

However, it was reported that Iceland has been beating it's carpets again and sending all that dust up into the atmosphere. Let's keep our fingers crossed that it doesn't cause such mayhem this time.
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Lulu wrote:It's supposed to be happening tomorrow, the 21st. I wonder how many people will be feeling silly on Sunday? :lol:



Maybe that's why we were in a really good thunderstorm yesterday evening!!
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We do have another ash cloud .......
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And he's revised his forecast to October.
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Probably hoping, due to his age, that he dies before it happens, that way he won't be here when he looks an idiot, yet again. :roll:
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Lulu wrote:Probably hoping, due to his age, that he dies before it happens, that way he won't be here when he looks an idiot, yet again. :roll:


Bet he feels a right plonker - but I also bet he has a good excuse (sorry reason) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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