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"completed" Teenage son's joke

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:57 pm
by expat66
How many ears does 'Spock' have?

Expat :wink:

Re: Teenage son's joke

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:15 am
by expat66
Three.....
.........left, right and final front ear!

Expat :-)

Re: Teenage son's joke

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:34 am
by MarkCDodd
Very funny! I thought I knew allthe Star Trek jokes.

Here are a couple I rmember from way back in the 70's.....


Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?

Re: Teenage son's joke

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:35 am
by MarkCDodd
It goes around Uranus looking for Klingons.

Re: Teenage son's joke

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:36 am
by MarkCDodd
What did Dr Spock find in the Enterprises' toilet?

Re: Teenage son's joke

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:37 am
by MarkCDodd
The Captain's log!

Re: Teenage son's joke

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:53 am
by SRD
Showing my age - the first one I knew as "How many ears did Davy Crockett have?" Three - A left one, a right one and a wild front ear! :roll: