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What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 3:43 am
by MarkCDodd
According to some fundamentalist Christians, the "Rapture" will happen this weekend.
If you have a goody two shoes Christian friends, and you don't think you will get past the bouncers at The Pearly Gate, why not make your eternal damnation on a Godless Earth more comfortable?
Get them to fill in this form so their worldy goods don't go to waste.
http://happytimenow.tumblr.com/post/5494493847/hey-there-non-believers-enjoy-the-opportunity-toMake sure they leave their pets in good hands. (Apparently no dogs and cats in Heaven. Which make the place not so appealing to me.)
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/I suppose if the rapture does occur Wolverhampton might be saved from relegation
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:00 am
by snoopysue
Is that today?
So far so good!
If I survive the day, then tomorrow's a good day in Denmark to say thank you to the big boss, as it's the "Great Praying Day" and a bank holiday
I suppose it's an All Saints Day, as it replaced many individual saints days. This evening it's traditional to eat "Hveder" which are a type of bread roll with cardamom in them (my husband baked some yesterday, so I'll have some to take into work).
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 1:19 am
by dianel
MarkCDodd wrote:According to some fundamentalist Christians, the "Rapture" will happen this weekend.
HEY!
Not before my holiday's over!
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:02 am
by Lulu
It's supposed to be happening tomorrow, the 21st. I wonder how many people will be feeling silly on Sunday?
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:27 am
by Northern Lass
Lulu wrote:It's supposed to be happening tomorrow, the 21st. I wonder how many people will be feeling silly on Sunday?
Why Sunday.....................I feel silly everday
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:16 pm
by MarkCDodd
Still here so either Jesus is late or he is not coming at all.
You would think he would have the courtesy to ring and let us know.
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:41 pm
by Antie Em
MarkCDodd wrote:Still here so either Jesus is late or he is not coming at all.
You would think he would have the courtesy to ring and let us know.
Exactly Mark - you might have made plans
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:47 am
by MarkCDodd
Oh well..another false call.
But they did have a minor earthquake in Los Angeles this morning.
I bet that made a few people think, "Oh hell...maybe my looney Bible Bashing friends/relatives were right!!!"
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:10 am
by Lulu
It's offical, Charlie Stayt told me it didn't end on BBC Breakfast, this morning.
However, it was reported that Iceland has been beating it's carpets again and sending all that dust up into the atmosphere. Let's keep our fingers crossed that it doesn't cause such mayhem this time.
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 5:27 pm
by snoopysue
Lulu wrote:It's supposed to be happening tomorrow, the 21st. I wonder how many people will be feeling silly on Sunday?
Maybe that's why we were in a really good thunderstorm yesterday evening!!
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 5:38 pm
by Antie Em
We do have another ash cloud .......
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:00 am
by SRD
And he's revised his forecast to October.
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:48 am
by Lulu
Probably hoping, due to his age, that he dies before it happens, that way he won't be here when he looks an idiot, yet again.
Re: What are you doing for the second coming?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:11 am
by Antie Em