The Easter Bunny
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:01 pm
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car and is run over.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD!!!
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying and pulled over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible!" he explained.
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED him."
The blonde said,"Don't worry."
She ran to her car and pulled out a spray can.
She walked over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bent down and sprayed the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumped up, waved its paw at the two of them and hopped off down the road.
Ten feet away he stopped, turned around and waved again.
He hopped down the road another 10 feet, turned and waved.
Then he hopped another ten feet, turned and waved.
The Easter Bunny repeated this over nad over until he hopped out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demanded,
"What is in that can?"
"What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It reads..
"Acme Hair Spray.
Restores life to dead hair and adds a permanent wave."
Hoppy Easter!!!
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car and is run over.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD!!!
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying and pulled over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible!" he explained.
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED him."
The blonde said,"Don't worry."
She ran to her car and pulled out a spray can.
She walked over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bent down and sprayed the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumped up, waved its paw at the two of them and hopped off down the road.
Ten feet away he stopped, turned around and waved again.
He hopped down the road another 10 feet, turned and waved.
Then he hopped another ten feet, turned and waved.
The Easter Bunny repeated this over nad over until he hopped out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demanded,
"What is in that can?"
"What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It reads..
"Acme Hair Spray.
Restores life to dead hair and adds a permanent wave."
Hoppy Easter!!!
