Genealogy Forum UK

Man is a woman's best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

.............

No wait.... Sorry...... I'm thinking of wine.
It's wine that does all that.

Sorry.

Very good Dianel, like it.

Ann

Can't complain today - he came home with a bunch of flowers!

snoopysue wrote:Can't complain today - he came home with a bunch of flowers!

Changed my mind - he's taking the mickey about genealogy! (Some comment about me having got back as far as Adam and Eve!)

dianel wrote:Man is a woman's best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

.............

No wait.... Sorry...... I'm thinking of wine.
It's wine that does all that.

Sorry.

Love it - especially if it's a nice cabernet sauvignon

It's past 6 and I not had a sip yet!!

Northern Lass wrote:It's past 6 and I not had a sip yet!!

You OK ????

Northern Lass wrote:It's past 6 and I not had a sip yet!!

Why do you have to wait till after 6.00pm.

Annie

Annie wrote:

Northern Lass wrote:It's past 6 and I not had a sip yet!!

Why do you have to wait till after 6.00pm.

Annie

cos otherwise I will be drunk in charge of a website!

and it is 7.33 and not a drop cos I am dunn in with the dunns

ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Northern Lass wrote:

Annie wrote:

Northern Lass wrote:It's past 6 and I not had a sip yet!!

Why do you have to wait till after 6.00pm.

Annie

cos otherwise I will be drunk in charge of a website!

and it is 7.33 and not a drop cos I am dunn in with the dunns

ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

I keep having a go at the Dunn's , if there is not two James he must have been married twice, so he comes under the title of Men!!!

Annie

anyway you dont do drops or glasses its usually bottles

If men didn't exist you would all be living outside because...

a) There is a spider or other creepy crawley in the house and nobody to remove it

and/or

b) The thousands of unopened jars and bottles taking up all the room.

So we are usefull for something

MarkCDodd wrote:If men didn't exist you would all be living outside because...

a) There is a spider or other creepy crawley in the house and nobody to remove it

I take them outside in case they're somebody's grandmother (in good Buddhist mode) ... or smash 'em (in 'no creepy crawlies enter my space' mode)

MarkCDodd wrote:b) The thousands of unopened jars and bottles taking up all the room.

In a Cornish pub, I once opened one of those huge jars of pickles that a pub-full of men couldn't open (it took brains rather than brawn)

MarkCDodd wrote:So we are usefull for something

Hmmmmm? Waiting....

MarkCDodd wrote:If men didn't exist you would all be living outside because...

a) There is a spider or other creepy crawley in the house and nobody to remove it

and/or

b) The thousands of unopened jars and bottles taking up all the room.

So we are usefull for something

I've always been the spider catcher in our house, I also don't mind daddy longlegs or snakes and have a picture of me in Arizona holding a massive lizardy thing. My 6 ft 5 football playing other half was petrified of spiders, but have to admit, I took a jar of coffee back to Sainsbury's yesterday because I couldn't get the lid off.

Spiders! no worries...I
too do not kill them and pick em up and put them outside

lids.....no probs...

I once beat 2 of Wolvies friends at arm wrestling
mind it was 10 years ago when I was doing weight lifting along with
being mega fit!
The only weight lifting I do now is lifting my huge bulk off the bed to make a cuppa