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Just been watching Corrie
and poor Blanch has gone to her maker......bless...

So it got me thinking
Have you made "arrangements"
How would you like to be "sent off"

I have decided that I wish to be laid down on a Black Country Barge ( if they can find one wide enuff)
and pushed off down the canal aflame and arrows shot over the boat
like the vikings and their long boats

Oh and stick me on the Black Country Connections tree!!
Don't forget you admins!!

And fish chips round my house with lots of vino afterwards
sounds like a plan

How do you want to go?

Why can't they all go to their maker and make a lot of people happy.

Jimmy wrote:Why can't they all go to their maker and make a lot of people happy.

How very dare you!
Jimmy the cat!!
are you talking about Corrie

Yes and all the idiots who perform, if you can call it performing in it.

No not having that it is the finest acting, best scripts....and of course a fabulous accent

Jan............I'll shoot the Arrows !
Mike.

mikleed wrote:Jan............I'll shoot the Arrows !
Mike.

Hey Mike! Brill
thanks for that mate

mikleed wrote:Jan............I'll shoot the Arrows !
Mike.

I think they should be flaming arrows!!
If so can i light them Jan?

Rob wrote:

mikleed wrote:Jan............I'll shoot the Arrows !
Mike.

I think they should be flaming arrows!!
If so can i light them Jan?

Yes Rob you can!
and you can sing "Burn Baby Burn too!"

I wouldn't sing that i'd sing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ET1b0y ... re=related

I'll be long gone before you Northern Lass so I can't add you on BCC.

I don't really care how they send me off , I want to be cremated (don't want the worms and bugs crawling ove me and having a gobble) I hope to be in heaven by then watching what they do with me , I would like my ashes sprinkled in a lovely peacful and tranquil place near the sea or a stream.

Annie

My wishes are to be cremated in an eco friendly box (but I've since heard they're veeery expensive) so scrap the eco friendly idea. Somebody just knock-up a cheap wooden box something like MDF as I don't go with the idea of spending a load of money on an oak coffin 'cos it's only going to get burned. I want the hymn "Jerusalem" to be sung and as I'm going through the curtain in my box I want a Cliff Richard song played, something like "Visions" or "Constantly" and as my family and friends walk out of the crematorium I want "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life" played. Nobody is to wear black clothes, the brighter the better and everybody to have a jolly old ding dong with plenty of bevvies. I'll be looking down from heaven (i reckon I've earned my place ) and say "They did me proud"

My hubby's told me to write it all down as he doesn't want everybody to think that HE'S a cheap-skate.

Rob wrote::o I wouldn't sing that i'd sing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ET1b0y ... re=related

flipping heck I would be slashin me wrists if that was played!
but then I would be dead so.....

Northern Lass wrote:

Rob wrote::o I wouldn't sing that i'd sing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ET1b0y ... re=related

flipping heck I would be slashin me wrists if that was played!
but then I would be dead so.....

I was trying to show my sensitive side there Northern Lassie but obviously it falls on deaf ears!!

My final wish? To take you all with me!

Wahaaahahahahaaaaaaa!!