Genealogy Forum UK

Well is it a 2 horse race or a 3 horse race?

If you were running what would you put in your manifesto
shall we have a bit of fun and present our Manifestos online
What would you want to see in place?
What would you abollish?

Let's see what you would do if you were in number 10

Can't wait to see Rob's and Mark's Manifesto

I like Digby Jones bit in the Express and Starr last night
about benefit scroungers, no work, no money.
seem good place to start.

vote on europe wouldnt be a bad idea to restore the promise that was made and to reverse the manipulative way brown wrangled out of it

A pint of Guinness a day for all primary school children.

Legalise marijuana or at least install better fans in the teachers' lunch rooms.

Make it illegal for the Prime Minister to live up the backside of the American President.

Shoot every person who tries to ruin a good laugh via "Political Correctness".

Make it compulsory that children get outside and play once a day and come back so dirty from having fun that they leave a bath ring.

Give the Channel Islands to the various racist factions and let them live their nirvana and see how they go. Neo Nazi/White Supremists could have Guernsey for instance. See who they blame when they can't get a job then

Make it illegal for people to take make terrible remakes of classic songs and movies.

Give West Bromwich Albion 2 goals at the start of each match so they at least stay in the Premier League for a couple of years.

Fill the Channel Tunnel with water and have huge submarines instead of boring trains

Get rid of the monarchy.

That is so funny Mark love the fans in the Teachers staff room......
Which school did you go to was it approved

In my manifesto I would ensure that lines are drawn down the tables
in the archives so that you know exactly which is your bit and which is someone elses
and if they come over onto your space a big buzzer goes off so that everyone knows who the space nicker is

also....

Teenagers don't mumble when they speak to you and are forced to have elocution lessons
grunting in answer to questions is not acceptable

No kids in pubs ever!

Prospective partners have to declare there interests in football or any sport
up front so that years later you don't rue the day you smiled sweetly when they got
out their bright orange football shirt and yelled "Come on you Wolves"

Cosmetic surgery and free implants to all women over 50 where gravity has taken hold.

Educate people that a dusty home is a thing to be desired and that after 4 years you don't notice the
dust levels anyway

Oh and all the PR's online ......

Allow Smoking in Pubs !!. and wherever the ban is now.
Mike.

If i had a manifesto i would ... no it's too difficult.
I mean there are so many issues that need to be adhered to.
Climate change,green taxation,green living.
Damage to our enviroment damages personal health.
Poverty.Fuel bills to be cheaper and old people to have free PC courses.
Schools.Class sizes to be reduced and more money to be given to improve education.
Anti social behaviour.Binge drinking.
Violence against women in the home.
So many things.
No more dodgy arms deals to be made with despot dictators.
Innocent people to be removed from criminal DNA banks.People's privacy to be protected.
Control immigration.
And this is only Holland i haven't started about the UK yet!!

Sorry i didn't mean to be serious.

Rob wrote::oops: Sorry i didn't mean to be serious.

It was a bit Rob!

You have to admit Marks was funny, in fact very very funny

Mark? Mark who?

Rob wrote:Mark? Mark who?

The new kid on the block the one that is younger, fitter, wealthier and funnier

oh and dead good at genealogy


face it Roberto you got competition!

I have no idea what you are on about!!

Betcha my wedding tackle is bigger as well

I love Captain Beanie. I would vote for him.

I knew it!! Our Aussie friend is feeling insecure!!