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TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS! - Strange! But so true

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:19 pm
by rockyfowler
Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into different medical clinics with the same complaint?
Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has
a time booked for surgery the following week.


The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment,
then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for
another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.


Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.


Next time take me to a vet! :oops:

Re: TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS! - Strange! But so true

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:54 pm
by mallosa
Nice one RF!

Just one thing....I dread to think what the vet fees would be though :think:

Re: TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS! - Strange! But so true

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:09 pm
by BC Wench
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one RF, I thought it was going to read one patient in England and one in Scotland.

Re: TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS! - Strange! But so true

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 9:27 am
by grangers14
Sorry to hear you are not well Rocky Fowler :(
No idea what is happening with the NHS but sadly seems to be running down hill.
Take care.
Jo :)

Re: TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS! - Strange! But so true

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:19 am
by BC Wench
:o :oops: Soooo sorry RF, I didn't realise you were talking about yourself or a family member, I thought it was a joke. Whoever it is, I hope it all turns out well. :wink:

Re: TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS! - Strange! But so true

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:23 am
by rockyfowler
No sympathy please, thanks anyway- its not me-well not in hip yet :grin: but a friend posted it to me thought I would share it :roll: