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I went to make myself a midnight snack.

Got the toast to that perfect colour and opened the cupboard to find..........

WE HAD RUN OUT OF VEGEMITE!!!!!!

Sorry to shock you like that!

Can you imagine my horror?

I hope my sobs don't wake the wife and kids

Oh no!! Mark how will you cope!

on behalf of all of your true friends can I say...............

Northern Lass wrote:Oh no!! Mark how will you cope!

on behalf of all of your true friends can I say...............

Now is that eye roll cos someone forgot to buy vegamite, or.....
...... because NL doesn't care for vegamite??

The eye rolling Snoops is cos he shouldn't be eating at night!!
and this is not a disaster let's get a perspective on this
a disaster is when you have been bitten by a mossie on your face and you
now have a big scab!!! and you are going out on Sat and you look like you have 2 heads!!

THAT IS A DISASTER

Northern Lass wrote:The eye rolling Snoops is cos he shouldn't be eating at night!!
and this is not a disaster let's get a perspective on this
a disaster is when you have been bitten by a mossie on your face and you
now have a big scab!!! and you are going out on Sat and you look like you have 2 heads!!

THAT IS A DISASTER

Talking about someone you know NL?

Northern Lass wrote:The eye rolling Snoops is cos he shouldn't be eating at night!!
and this is not a disaster let's get a perspective on this
a disaster is when you have been bitten by a mossie on your face and you
now have a big scab!!! and you are going out on Sat and you look like you have 2 heads!!

THAT IS A DISASTER

Of course I should be eating at night! What I shouldn't be doing is attending a Computer Course at 2 in the morning.

If you are worried about a mossie bite or pimple then glue a fork to your forehead. People will be so busy looking at that they wont notice the embarrasing red lump.

Problem solved!

MarkCDodd wrote:Of course I should be eating at night! What I shouldn't be doing is attending a Computer Course at 2 in the morning.

If you are worried about a mossie bite or pimple then glue a fork to your forehead. People will be so busy looking at that they wont notice the embarrasing red lump.

Problem solved!

Now I know why you've changed your avatar

MarkCDodd wrote:Of course I should be eating at night! What I shouldn't be doing is attending a Computer Course at 2 in the morning.

If you are worried about a mossie bite or pimple then glue a fork to your forehead. People will be so busy looking at that they wont notice the embarrasing red lump.

Problem solved!

brilliant!!
You are a genius Marky babes
are you coming to our little do?

I am quite content to sit in front of the huge telly I got and watch the Olympics tills my eyes bleed.

I have told the dogs they will have to walk themselves. Told the missus that its okay for her to a have a fortnight fling with the man of her choice as long as she does lunch before she leaves.

(Wouldn't be much of man if he isn't watching the Olympics so no worries there....)

The kids know all they will get out of me is the occasional grunt if they try to chat whilst the Games are on so they plan to have wild parties in the 4 car garage hoping I won't notice.

MarkCDodd wrote:I am quite content to sit in front of the huge telly I got and watch the Olympics tills my eyes bleed.

I have told the dogs they will have to walk themselves. Told the missus that its okay for her to a have a fortnight fling with the man of her choice as long as she does lunch before she leaves.

(Wouldn't be much of man if he isn't watching the Olympics so no worries there....)

The kids know all they will get out of me is the occasional grunt if they try to chat whilst the Games are on so they plan to have wild parties in the 4 car garage hoping I won't notice.

Wolvie said that too!
he said and I quote

"would you like me to pack your bags for you whilst the Olympics are on
and get you a one way ticket to anywhere abroad"

how nice is that!

and he will wear a Black Country Connections tee shirt
a white one so as not to clash with me

I love Wolvie bless his cotton socks

MarkCDodd wrote:I am quite content to sit in front of the huge telly I got and watch the Olympics tills my eyes bleed.

I have told the dogs they will have to walk themselves. Told the missus that its okay for her to a have a fortnight fling with the man of her choice as long as she does lunch before she leaves.

(Wouldn't be much of man if he isn't watching the Olympics so no worries there....)

The kids know all they will get out of me is the occasional grunt if they try to chat whilst the Games are on so they plan to have wild parties in the 4 car garage hoping I won't notice.

Oh and Marky babes you are not the only one with the Big Tv
or the 4 car garage

I too have all that and room for a pony

and....I don't make lunch for any bloke
or Iron his shirts

a woman without a man is like a fish on a bicycle

"a woman without a man is like a fish on a bicycle"
that's really deep that...let me mull it through "a woman without a man is like a fish on a bicycle"...

Fish have a three second memory span according to urban myth.

Fish have no sense of impeding danger.

So a fish, on a bicycle, whizzing down hill really fast would have no concept of danger and be yelling out "Whee! Wahooo!" every three seconds.

In other words a fish on a bicycle would be having a damn good time.

Other advantages:

1) The bicycle is ready for a ride anytime and doesn't get headaches.
2) If you get sick of a bicycle you can always sell it and buy a newer model.
3) A bicycle encourages you to look at racks. (You have to park it somewhere.)
4) Bicycles don't have mothers.

I got it wrong

should have been

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle