World to end on the 27th of May!
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 7:33 am
According to the latest doomsday nutter we are about to experience armageddon.
I sent the following e-mail to his organisation last week but I am yet to receive a reply.
I suppose it is hard to type when prostrating yourself in front of a cross asking for forgiveness for whatever sins you may have commited. Aparently being Catholic a big no-no
"At what time, Eastern Australian, is J.C. appearing?
I have a dinner engagement and need to know if I have to rush home to watch his first interview on CNN.
The F1 Car Grandprix is also on that night and I am wondering if I will have a chance to watch it before Armageddon turns the lights out.
I have been trying to figure out if I am one of the lucky pre 1994 baptised.
You would think Jehovah could at least provide Golden Tickets like Willy Wonka!
It will be very embarrasing if I am hiding under the table needlessly when the trumpets sound.
What direction will the first bomb flashes come from?
I would like to lower the appropriate shutters and prevent my curtains from fading!
Oh, can I please borrow $10,000,000 dollars.
I promise to pay you back on the 28th....
P.S. If i am not one the 63,000 lucky soles to survive, what should I be wearing when the bombs start dropping?
If Heaven doesn't have a particular dress code I think brown cordoroy trousers would probably save me some embarrasment.
I might wear some incontinence pads just in case..."
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/
I sent the following e-mail to his organisation last week but I am yet to receive a reply.
I suppose it is hard to type when prostrating yourself in front of a cross asking for forgiveness for whatever sins you may have commited. Aparently being Catholic a big no-no
"At what time, Eastern Australian, is J.C. appearing?
I have a dinner engagement and need to know if I have to rush home to watch his first interview on CNN.
The F1 Car Grandprix is also on that night and I am wondering if I will have a chance to watch it before Armageddon turns the lights out.
I have been trying to figure out if I am one of the lucky pre 1994 baptised.
You would think Jehovah could at least provide Golden Tickets like Willy Wonka!
It will be very embarrasing if I am hiding under the table needlessly when the trumpets sound.
What direction will the first bomb flashes come from?
I would like to lower the appropriate shutters and prevent my curtains from fading!
Oh, can I please borrow $10,000,000 dollars.
I promise to pay you back on the 28th....
P.S. If i am not one the 63,000 lucky soles to survive, what should I be wearing when the bombs start dropping?
If Heaven doesn't have a particular dress code I think brown cordoroy trousers would probably save me some embarrasment.
I might wear some incontinence pads just in case..."
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/
Surely if you aren't saved, you won't be going to heaven?