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Have they got one with a walking frame and false teeth so we can do NL?

MarkCDodd wrote:Have they got one with a walking frame and false teeth so we can do NL?

sides spliting

Nl is a bit of a dolly bird Marky!!
Put the photo of you in the kitchen you know the one i mean! The one you put on that other Forum we were on!!

She wouldn't dare Rob!

Dolly bird? Is that equivalent to a "Good looking shiela"?

We were all young once! then things go south
teeth go yellow
flab creeps on....................and we lose our elfin charm!

which leads us back neatly to the thread

so who else is up for being ..............

unable to Elf themselves and needs our help!!

mugshots pls!

Yes, I have heard that can happen.

Perhaps you should write of your experiences about things going south and flabby?

Come on Black Country folk...there must be some suitable Elf material out there.....

MarkCDodd wrote:Yes, I have heard that can happen.

Perhaps you should write of your experiences about things going south and flabby?

Come on Black Country folk...there must be some suitable Elf material out there.....

I can do better than that Marky babes will send you a photo
hope you have a strong stomach!

yes come on lets have your faces pls!

Mally you can use Wolvies

Thanks NL, will do (I think he's done it before but who cares)

MarkCDodd wrote:Dolly bird? Is that equivalent to a "Good looking shiela"?

Yeah like in "move over Shiela "!!
Can i just go off thread for a minute?
I've been to Australia and i have a lot of cousins over there and it never fails to amaze me the lack of subtlety when Australian men are around women!!
Why is there always this macho behaviour when women are present?
Australian women seem to be amazed when they meet someone who knows how to talk to a woman.
Is it me Marky? Am i wrong?

Rob wrote:

MarkCDodd wrote:Dolly bird? Is that equivalent to a "Good looking shiela"?

Yeah like in "move over Shiela "!!
Can i just go off thread for a minute?
I've been to Australia and i have a lot of cousins over there and it never fails to amaze me the lack of subtlety when Australian men are around women!!
Why is there always this macho behaviour when women are present?
Australian women seem to be amazed when they meet someone who knows how to talk to a woman.
Is it me Marky? Am i wrong?

and of course you know how to talk to women don't you!

here's a tip Rob me ode mate......long pauses don't work!
and stuttering is a t...t...t....turn o...f...f!

That is soooo not nice to make fun of my stutter!!
Right back to the topic of Elves and that's the last time i defend someone!!!

That because Aussie men are macho.

I have heard of Aussie women going blind when trying to speak to a pasty white Pom at the beach.

Ahem!

Any more volunteers?