Genealogy Forum UK

Posted: **Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:36 am**

Correct Northern Lass The Snug is the place to air your grievances and problems but one things bothering me have you only got elderly friends?

Anyway actually I also happen to go to work on my bike like the elderly fellow mentioned above but i suffer from the same syndrome as Chris Boardman (Tour de France cyclist !! :roll:

) and it's no laughing matter i can tell you !
Numb nuts should not be dismissed lightly !!

Posted: **Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:44 am**

Rob wrote:Correct Northern Lass The Snug is the place to air your grievances and problems but one things bothering me have you only got elderly friends?
Anyway actually I also happen to go to work on my bike like the elderly fellow mentioned above but i suffer from the same syndrome as Chris Boardman (Tour de France cyclist !! ) and it's no laughing matter i can tell you !
Numb nuts should not be dismissed lightly !!

I don't think we do dismiss you lightly
:lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:59 am**

Northern Lass wrote:
mallosa wrote:
Rob wrote:San i was forced to put this topic on!! No really i was !! I would never take the micky out of someone's afflictions!!

Been on any good Bike rides lately Rob

Funny you should mention that Mally old gal!

I heard from a rather elderley deffo eccentric chap just the other day.
He was at work, everyone had gone home and he had gone to get his bike
When he got to his bike he couldn't find his key, so he had to go back into work to look
in his bike bag, as no light was outside zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

He went back into work, where it was dark spooky, and upended his bag
and there at the bottom of said bag was ...................the key! le clef!!

He went all the way back down, outside got on bike and cycled home
as fast as his elderley legs would take him, .....he has little legs so has to peddle faster

He got home and found he had forgotten his Wallet....which he had left at work
so had to drive back to work to collect it!

And this is the kind of person that is working in industry!!
Thankfully not in this country

Can't say who this person is
my tulips are sealed

Touche, eh Rob?

Posted: **Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:56 am**

Je serais plus inclinÃƒÂ© de dire, la Jeune Fille de Northen, pas touche, mais "pas de touche"

Posted: **Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:13 am**

Rob wrote:Je serais plus inclinÃƒÂ© de dire, la Jeune Fille de Northen, pas touche, mais "pas de touche"

Vraiment?

nous avons un novelle nom pour vous!
NN

:lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:21 am**

Posted: **Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:22 am**

ok!! et que serait-il la reine o de la gÃƒÂ©nÃƒÂ©alogie ?

Posted: **Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:51 pm**

whatever

Posted: **Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:57 am**

Whats french for Whatever?

I know a silly person who drove to the station thinking how quiet the traffic was.

He boarded the train and half way through the trip looked up from his novel and thought, "Mmmm....not as crowded as usual."

Was first into the office, which is normal as he starts early, and got engrossed in some problem he had to fix.

Looked up about an hour later and there was nobody else in office. "Slack bastards" thought this silly man.

About half an hour later the security guard walks up and asks for an ID card. This is standard procedure if somebody is in the office outside of normal hours.

Silly person waits for security guard to wander off and then checks the date.

It was Monday so why was this outside of normal working hours?

Because it was a Public Holiday, half of which thiz bozo has spent at work.

And I couldn't even blame the narcolepsy as I hadn't got it then :oops: