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You will be glad to know the cupboard now contains three large jars of Vegemite.

I hate censorship!!

Shouldn't it read,

"A woman without a man will be sitting outside because of the creepy crawley in the house and starving whilst surrounded by unopened jars of food with tight lids."

So we have some uses

MarkCDodd wrote:Shouldn't it read,

"A woman without a man will be sitting outside because of the creepy crawley in the house and starving whilst surrounded by unopened jars of food with tight lids."

So we have some uses

Well I can't think of any

I feel a right tit now!!

Talking about tits is what got us in trouble in the first place...

Yeah you started it and i got the blame!!

MarkCDodd wrote:Shouldn't it read,

"A woman without a man will be sitting outside because of the creepy crawley in the house and starving whilst surrounded by unopened jars of food with tight lids."

So we have some uses

That's what we have fly swatters and jar keys for!

I'm the one that has to deal with all the creepy crawlies in this house. I have to control the remotes, as he doesn't have a clue. I cook, do the garden, do the decorating. I just send him out to earn money and when he comes home, he can pour my wine.

On the plus side, he does his own ironing, hoovers and is very handy for driving me to the airport, when I choose to go away. So I think we have a pretty good relationship. And if you were to ask him, I would tell him to agree.

You seem to have it all covered Lu!!

Rob, members of the fairer sex were discussing thier cleavages well before I got involved.

They have alse been censored.

Twas the deviation from the subject, not the topic, that earned the deletion.

That is why I like to occasional have a nonsense tpic like this where we can just rabbit on a bit and it takes it own course.

My unfortunate lack of Vegemite has now turned into a discussion on the usefullness of men.

In protest I think I will leave the toilet seat up for a week. Women freak out about that because seemingly they can't just lower it back down.

Rob wrote::oops: I feel a right tit now!!

Don't be selfish, give the left one a go.

MarkCDodd wrote:Rob, members of the fairer sex were discussing thier cleavages well before I got involved.

They have alse been censored.

Twas the deviation from the subject, not the topic, that earned the deletion.

That is why I like to occasional have a nonsense tpic like this where we can just rabbit on a bit and it takes it own course.

My unfortunate lack of Vegemite has now turned into a discussion on the usefullness of men.

In protest I think I will leave the toilet seat up for a week. Women freak out about that because seemingly they can't just lower it back down.

I am confused here Marky!!!
Not only confused but sad and shocked!!
I can't understand why you put this topic on when it wasn't really true!! Your words " I like to occasional have a nonsense topic like this where we can rabbit on a bit and it takes it's own course".
So what you're saying Marky is that this topic is a figment of your imagination and basically not ttrue!!
Well thanks for that my Aussie mate your credibility goes down the toilet!! The one where you've left the seat up!!

Tis true I ran out of Vegemite! Would I even joke about such a serious event!

I scraped and scraped inside the jar but couldn't even get enough to cover one piece of toast

I can remember where I was when Lady Di was killed and when the 911 attacks occured.

I will always remember the day we ran out of Vegemite. Almost as bad as when I went to my favorite Irish pub and the Guinness tap was broken.

As long as its only credibliity going down the toilet im not bothered, i know this might sound like a bit of a bore but kids will be reading this forum and threads so keep as if your grankids were whatching you type you submision

thanks pete