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WOMBATS ARE NOT VERMIN!!!

We cull and eat Kangaroos as their numbers are too much in some areas.

Wombats will never be in plague numbers or taste good!

Possums populations are stable and not the best eating.

Emu is nice if a bit tough.

I have never tried Koala but it was never a favorite with the natives so I expect its a bit tainted by their diet.

One of my best mates is called Wombat. We came up with the name at University because he is small, hairy and eats, roots and leaves.

MarkCDodd wrote:We cull and eat Kangaroos as their numbers are too much in some areas.

Wombats will never be in plague numbers or taste good!

Possums populations are stable and not the best eating.

Emu is nice if a bit tough.

I have never tried Koala but it was never a favorite with the natives so I expect its a bit tainted by their diet.

One of my best mates is called Wombat. We came up with the name at University because he is small, hairy and eats, roots and leaves.

Sure he doesn't shoot eat and leave?

Do i need to worry?

snoopysue wrote:My nan would have been with NL, she'd have run a mile

They are cute though!

I would have been running with them even with my bad foot.

Annie

Annie wrote:

snoopysue wrote:My nan would have been with NL, she'd have run a mile

They are cute though!

I would have been running with them even with my bad foot.

Annie

What's up with your foot?

It went down a hole and it's badly sprained, I would still have run away from Marks animal scary or not.

Annie

The little Golden Possum would recognise your disability and pick you as the weakest of the herd.

It would then relentlessly pursue you until you could no longer hobble.

It would then leap for your throat and stick its razor sharp fangs into your jugular.

As your life ebbed away you would finally realise how damned cute the thing really is!

MarkCDodd wrote:The little Golden Possum would recognise your disability and pick you as the weakest of the herd.

It would then relentlessly pursue you until you could no longer hobble.

It would then leap for your throat and stick its razor sharp fangs into your jugular.

As your life ebbed away you would finally realise how damned cute the thing really is!

Maybe I should change my mind and learn to like it.

Annie

He is talking rubbish Annie take no notice it would lick you to death!

Sue that council!!

You right, the Possum would not have a chance to kill Annie.

As she blindly ran in terror though the forest a Drop Bear would leap from a eucalypt and do her in before the possum had its chance.

Thank God we are thousands of miles from that country ! !

MarkCDodd wrote:You right, the Possum would not have a chance to kill Annie.

As she blindly ran in terror though the forest a Drop Bear would leap from a eucalypt and do her in before the possum had its chance.

You're a wicked man, Mark

mikleed wrote:Thank God we are thousands of miles from that country ! !

I agree Mikleed, I used to wish I lived there but second thoughts best keep away.

Annie

Annie........I can't see the attraction for people to go there from beautiful England. !