Well and truly Fed up...

[grangers14]

Any ideas to stop an itchy leg in pot?
Some ideas to ease a numb bum?
Just feeling hhmmfff...
Jo

[Northern Lass]

Any ideas to stop an itchy leg in pot?
Some ideas to ease a numb bum?
Just feeling hhmmfff...
Jo

Hop on the other leg?

Find a really good looking chap and let him take your mind off things
one way to get an itch scratched!

[Rob]

Don't understand Jo. What's an itchy leg in pot and why is your bum numb?

[grangers14]

I have broken my leg Rob...
NL have you tried hopping any distance? I think I will just stick to FH and keep moving my bum!
Jo

[Jimmy]

get a softer cushion.

[BC Wench]

Oh you poor thing Jo. As jimmy suggests, get a cushion - a whoopee cushion - at least you'd get a laugh every time you moved your bum

Hope you get well real soon.

[Rob]

When i had to cycle 30km every day to work and back i had the same problem that afflicted Chris Boardman ( he's an ex British cycling champion and Tour De France rider before the wannabe Mod whatisname? Had a knighthood). It was caused by not having a saddle to fit my posterior.By making the saddle softer and using a spirit level to make sure it was flat the problem was solved.So the point is Jo for your numb bum it's as Jimmy The Cat says or even Barbie get a custom made cushion !!

[peterd]

use a blunt knitting needle for the itch

[grangers14]

I am wearing thin on cushions here, keep swapping them and pillows and Pete I dont have knitting needles here...
I dont know where to get a whoopee cushion from in Caleta de Fuste BC Wench, but yes would be good for a laugh and disguise any build up of wind!

Eesh what a pickle I am in
Jo

[peterd]

I am wearing thin on cushions here, keep swapping them and pillows and Pete I dont have knitting needles here...
I dont know where to get a whoopee cushion from in Caleta de Fuste BC Wench, but yes would be good for a laugh and disguise any build up of wind!

Eesh what a pickle I am in
Jo

get one posted out

[mallosa]

Pete's right, here you are Jo...

Google this - FOREVER COMFY OFFICE HOME COMFORT FOAM & THERAPEUTIC GEL COMBINATION CUSHION NEW

[grangers14]

Ha ha
Hospital early in the morning see what the say... not that I understand Spanish but will have a translator with me this time!
I shall see if I can get a rubber ring!
Jo

[peterd]

Pete's right, here you are Jo...

Google this - FOREVER COMFY OFFICE HOME COMFORT FOAM & THERAPEUTIC GEL COMBINATION CUSHION NEW

im a man didn't you no that were always right

[grangers14]

Pot is off but I think this is worse
Hope I get home soon, 3 weeks I hope, they did say and I have an appointment to go back 29th June but then it would be weeks again to get home...

http://1drv.ms/1EC9TEF

See if the link works?
Jo

[Rob]

Is that your leg Jo?